( [Private] )It's amazing that we're on the verge of the entire Middle East and the Korean peninsula completely going up in flames, yet all I can hear on my radio on the way to work is about that Jon and Kate Plus Eight show. Which sounds like a complete and utter train wreck. Really, you're surprised your marriage is going down the drain, when you create a circus out of your life for international television? Ooo look at us we have eight kids, wocka wocka. Seriously. Enough with Jon and Kate. They're interrupting some of the most compelling foreign event coverage in a very long time. At least, since Russia decided to start invading people again. It's making my job almost a little bit too easy to do.
Almost, but not quite. Nothing can combat suffering through poor penmanship.